Ikea shoppers got their first glimpse of the store's new panic rooms now available for purchase. The modest price of $299 will surely grab the attention of the most thrifty wimps, wusses and yellow bellies.
Jed Braxton, a regular Ikea shopper, was hesitant. "I'm not an expert on panic room fabrication, but pressed wood and Allen wrenches don't seem all that secure. But, damn! What an efficient use of space!"
Other customers were pleased with the panic room's ability to be neatly stacked upon other panic rooms.
